Pooping in Public

Ladies, why do we shame other women for taking a massive dump in public when we all do it? The water splashes and a small sudden *thud* happens. *Gasps* It’s over. It's all over. They know. You feel the judging from the slight peep hole in the stall. (Why don’t they give us full true private doors?) 

I know we are supposed to be proper and “lady like” as women, but what happens when you need to perform that bowl movement but you’re too nervous to do so? So you get terrible stomach pains, nausea, and social anxiety about keeping your reputation in the bathroom.

 Has anyone ever been in the stall and just hoped no one would walk in during the minute you need to drop the load and all of a sudden someone does and your butt cheeks clench together and embarrassment hits your face even though no one can see you? Well, except for that small peep hole.

The silence is so uncomfortable that you don’t want to swallow or even make even the slightest noise. Even worse is when girls come into the bathroom and broadcast how horrible it smells while you silently hide in the stall feeling shamed. When guys go to the bathroom to take a crap, they laugh about it. They have no shame, so why should we? 

There’s a time and place for everything and the bathroom is for the ferocious ungodly smells that come from our anuses. We are all human so let’s treat each other like human beings; even in the bathroom when you have explosive diarrhea so bad you can’t breathe like the scene from White Chicks where the main chick Brittany is destroying the bathroom. 

Next time you notice someone struggling, turn on the facet and let it run.